MICROSOFT EXCEL
I am, and always have been, a big fan of Excel, the things it can do amaze and astound me, formula processing, to graphs and charts to the ability to merge cells….ha ha ha, all so very simple, yet some if it complicated on first appearance.
I have been using it for about 13 years now (possibly), being a lover of figures and maths (yep, I am a geek – when I was young, I used to add up numbers on car number plates to pass the time away on a journey, when that got boring, I used to subtract, divide and multiply, got to the point where I could look at three numbers and know the total of them instantly. Not that clever you may think; next time you look at a set of 3 numbers try it)…anyway where was I? Oh yeah, a lover of maths and figures, something that is a challenge, and maths (all sorts of it) are a challenge, it’s the buzz of beating the numbers, manipulating the numbers and knowing what the numbers are going to do and be!
So, there I was last night, working at home, while the boys were in bed, wifey (that’s what I call her (most of the time)) was watching Silent Witness and I was at the table, netbook on, excel estimating workbook (that I put together and formulated) up and running, and well into my “take offs” etc….I spent approximately 3 hours working last night, as I have for most nights this week (today is Friday), as I have 3 tenders going in today, and need to ensure they are all correct and in on time ( I have never delivered one late yet). We have a couple of potential new clients that have been kind enough to give us an opportunity to tender for some work, and although barely a week to price a package is not a long time, it must be done. I for one certainly do not want to let these kind people down, these people that have taken a chance on us as a company to perform for them. These people are business for our future after all. So when I had finished what I wanted to get done, which to be fair was most of it, apart from crossing T’s and dotting the I’s…leaving a relatively stress free Friday to ensure they were all presentable and get them across by lunchtime, tidy my desk for the afternoon and wind down a little (that never happens anyway), saved it all to a file on my desktop so that in the morning I could go straight to it, put the paperwork in my bag, went to bed.
I got to work this morning, coffee on, jammy rings in the drawer, splendid!! Put netbook on, open files, there are the one’s I was working on last night, 3 lovely Excel files all ready to be printed off, opened one up to have a check and see if I could tweak the numbers down a little, and “What the F*ck!!!” where? what? how? Bloody Excel!! Never saved anything on that file…not a jot! GODDAMMITTT. Opened another and then the 3rd, none of them had saved anything I had done the night previous, tell a lie, one of them had saved a little bit, perhaps 15 minutes worth of work. So today, I am approximately 3 hours behind, plus the 20 minutes it has taken me to rant about it here on my blog (doh!!)
Oh well, head down, tail up!! There are 24 hours in a day and presently 17 left!!
